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Hello Everyone,
I decided to make this little history for those who have not been paying attention. I’m pointing the finger at you Harlem.
The year begins. The Primaries begin. The weaker fall to the wayside.
Hillary continues to kick ass!
Republicans have their s**t together.
McCain wins!
Democrats still have yet to decide. For now it’s a threesome.
Oh oh! A fat […]
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008The Day After
Howdy folks,
Well it’s been a whole night and the stormtroopers haven’t come rushing through my door yet. I hope Sean Hannity is well, I fear for him.
A sad day has come upon us when those who are lazy, unwashed (I mean figuratively) and welfare professionals can elect a man to meet their needs and their […]
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008Origami Election Headquarters ‘08 - It’s over!!
Well ladies and gentlemen,
It would seem that I’m wrong. So sad.
It has been officially declared by every major news outlet in America that Barack Hussein Obama has been elected the 44th President of the United States of America.
Congratulations Barack, you won.
Thank the ignorance of the American people for your victory. Thank the morons in Harlem […]
Origami Election Headquarters ‘08 - Election Day Update! APOCALYPSE
Hello Everyone,
As you most likely know already, Senator Barack HUSSEIN Obama, the socialist and terrorist criminal has won. F**k I sound bitter! I’m such a hypocrite! Ah well.
Funny, just yesterday I got my green card and have moved my status up to Permanent Resident and wouldn’t you know it, I finally move to the United […]
Origami Election Headquarters ‘08 - Election Day Update!
Hello Everyone,
As it stands now at 7:00 PM Central Time:
McCain has won the state of Kentucky, Oklahoma, Tennessee and South Carolina. Obama has won the states of Vermont, Masachusetts, Connecticut, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland and District of Columbia.
Electoral Votes are as such;
Obama - 77
McCain - 34
Origami Election Headquarters ‘08 - Election Day!!!
Hello Everyone!
It’s finally here! The day we’ve been waiting for since George W. Bush won himself a second term into the White House.
As of this posting, not much has happened. It is 8:40 AM Central Time. The first of the polls will close in less than 15 hours. Let’s hope that CNN and MSNBC hold back before declaring Obama the winner until […]
Origami Election Headquarters ‘08 - Two Days Left
Good morning,
It’s Monday, November 3, 2008 and we have only two more days left in this election. The Liberal Media has already declared Obama the President-Elect and so we should stop everything, call off tomorrow’s election and swear in the terrorist, uh I mean socialist, no, ah Communist, Muslim, Christian, good natured generous human being, uh, you know what I […]
Sunday, November 2nd, 2008Origami Election Headquarters ‘08 - Dirty Campaign
Hello Again,
It’s coming down to the wire now, huh?
I just want to give out this little public service announcement. Do you really want to vote for people who make images like these?
True they are quite tame, but I’m not looking at them for shock value but their context. When someone goes after Obama, they do […]
Thursday, October 30th, 2008A letter to Sean Hannity
These are excerpts of a letter I sent to Sean Hannity at his website.
Dear Mr. Hannity,
This may be a lengthy letter, but I’ll try and get to the point. I have a statement to make in regards to the upcoming election. I make this pledge to you now I will not be voting for John […]
Origami Election Headquarters ‘08 - LIP’s People
Howdy folks,
The election is almost upon us and yes, people do seem to be voting in droves. According to the totally bias Liberal media, those votes are all for Obama. The polls all say that Obama is going to win. Maybe that’s the case, I could be wrong. I’m the first one to admit it […]